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Ashwie-isms

smashmag — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:08:45 +0000

“If your face makes me dry, this just isn’t gonna work out.”

FuN tYmEz AhEaD

smashmag — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:14:46 +0000

YEZ YEZ, folks. It is only 5 daiyes until ashwie and maggwie are reunited after 5 months. Im surprised we both made it this long without any suicide attempts. But of course we leave those up to JewnBug (you’ll hear more about that special leetly ladee in the future..

ANYWAYZ, we will be hitting the beach everyday. And this time we’re prepared for the paparazzi. Not like this summer when we weren’t in exactly “bikini shape”. And stupid LOLcat was just sittun in da sun, per ushual lettun dem papz take our pics.

Random Thought

smashmag — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:24:07 +0000

Just wondering how many more songs Swiffer commercials are gonna ruin. GAD DAMNIT

Reason #4,356 Why We Love Ellen

smashmag — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:09:48 +0000

…Because we love her girlfriend too!

Why I Frown On America

smashmag — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:51:11 +0000

Because of morons like this. I understand the need for an escort, but to a Lil Wayne concert? Blasphemous.

Random Thought

smashmag — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:39:04 +0000

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re absolutely 100% wrong. But you still continue to argue because you don’t wanna hurt your pride. I support all you “know your wrong argumentors”

SO MUCH PRESSHAA

smashmag — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:36:55 +0000

I like this guy’s advertising strategy… He makes us think its gonna be a behind the scenes Edward Cullen stripping but its just a weird/hilarious/fanatical video of this asian man

She’s Rapping More Than Presents

smashmag — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:06:56 +0000

I hated this lady until this

America’s New Anthem

smashmag — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:57:24 +0000

Alright OUR STDS, so I’m not really religious or anything but this song just really speaks to my soul. If you don’t get chills from this song you need to go suicide becuase this needs to be the U. S. of A’s new national anthem… yeah I said it and just remember there can be miracles, if you just BEWEAVE

Random Observation

smashmag — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:54:00 +0000

Brushing your hair with a barbie comb because you lost your hair brush is quite an agonizing feat. Don’t ask me why I have a barbie comb.